The Hindi Song Lovers Guide to Programming in FORTRAN 90

                 ISBN ... 12340-007
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  10 The IF GO TO statement
      Koi jab tumhara hriday toRde
      TaRapta hua jab koi chhoRde
      Tab tum mere paas aana priyay
      Mera dar khula hai, khula hi rahega
      Tumhare lie, koi jab tumhara................................(Mukesh)
  20 The DO loop
      Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha
      Mujhe tumse pyaar tha
      Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega
      Sadion se tujhse milne, jiya beqarar tha
      Jiya beqarar tha
      Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega..............................(Rafi/Lata)
   The IF THEN ELSE statement
   (in 2 songs for the novice)
  30 IF THEN
     Tum agar saath dene ka waada karo
     Main yunhi mast naGHme luta-ta rahun
     Tum mujhe dekhkar muskurati raho
     Main tumhe dekhkar geet gaata rahun
     Tum agar saath dene ka..........................................(Kapoor)
  40 ELSE
     Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to
     Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to han
     Saari umariya ko rogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to
     Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to................(KK)
   The IF THEN ELSE statement
   (in 1 song for the advanced user)
  50 IF THEN
     Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin
     ELSE
     Magar kisi aur ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.........................(Mukesh)
  60 The CALL statement
     Aaaja, aaja, aaaja, aaaaaaja
     Tujhko pukare mera pyaar, hoe
     Tujhko pukare mera pyaar
     Aaja, main to miTa hun tere pyaar me
     Tujhko pukare mera pyaar
     Tujhko pukare mera pyaar.........................................(Rafi)
  70 The WHILE DO Statement
     Jab tak rahe tan me jiya
     Waada raha O saathia
     Hum tumhare lie, tum humare lie
     Ho, hum tumhare lie, tum humare lie
     Jab tak rahe tan me jiya..........................................(Asha)



  The Mukesh fan corollary: For every IMAGINABLE situation, there
  exists at least one REAL Mukesh song which can be sung in your
  REAL world.
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  The return statement
  aa laut ke aaja mere meet
  tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
  mera soona padare sangeet
  tujhe mere geet bulaate hain...
  aa ab laut chale, nain bichhaye,
  bahen basaye,
  tujhko pukaare, desh tera...
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  Procedure call
  aaja re ab mera dil pukaara
  ro ro ke gham bhi haara
  badnaam na ho pyar mera, aaja re...
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  free() /* delete useless memory */
  bhooli hui yaadon mujhe itna na sataao
  ab chain se rehne do, mere paas na aao...
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  realloc() /* reallocate pre-used memory! */
  aaya hai mujhe phir yaad wo zaalim
  gujra zamaanaa bachpan ka
  hai re akeyle chhod ke jaana...
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  Interrupt sub-routine
  o jaane wale ho sake to laut ke aana
  ye ghaat, tu ye baat kabhi bhool na jana
  o jaane wale ho sake to laut ke aana...
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  function prototype declaration, as in:
  chalna *chhaliya (character hindu, muslim, sikh, isahi)
  chhaliya mera naam, chalna mera kaam
  hindu, muslim, sikh, isahi sab ko mera salaam...
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  exit(), suspend
  Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa
  main to raahi tere manzil kaa
  nazron mein teri main buraa sahi
  aadmi buraa nahin main dil kaa...
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  for(;;), the infinite loop
  hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke
  gaate rahe hain, gaate rahenge
  hum tum...
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  [remote login:]          tumse kuchh kehna hai,
                           gar tum kuch kehne do
  [Permission granted:]    aji bole binaa hum jaane,
                           rahne do ji rahne do
  [Connection established] tumse kuchh kehna hai,
                           gar tum kuch kehne do...
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  getchar() /* get character */
  ye to kaho, kaun ho tum, kaun ho tum ?
  mujhe poochhe bina dil mein aane lage
  meethi nazaron se bijli giraane lage
 ye to kaho, kaun ho tum, kaun ho tum...
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  volatile variable
  main raahi bhatakne waala hoon
  koi kya jaane matwaalaa hoon...
  extern variable
  mera joota hai jaapaani
  ye patloon inglistaani
  sar pe laal topi rusi
  phir bhi dil hai hindustaani...
  static/local variable
  Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan
  iske siwa jaana kahan
  jee chaahe jab humko aawaaz do
  hum hain wahin, hum the jahaan...
  complex variable
  jaaon kahaan bataa ae dil
  duniya badi hai sangdil
  chaandni aayi ghar jalaane
  soojhe na koi manzil...