Web Surfin' USA

(by S. Keshav, August 18'th 1997)

    If everybody had a modem

    Across the U. S. A.

    Then everybody'd be surfin'

    Like Silicon Valley

    You'd seem 'em tapping their keyboards

    Clicking mouse button two

    A greasy greasy geek hairdo

    Surfin' World Wide Web

    You'd catch 'em surfin' with Netscape

   And IE (though thats a crime)

    Craving ADSL

   To get their bits real time

    All over Seattle

    And down Oregon way

    Everybody's gone surfin'

    Surfin' World Wide Web

    We'll all be browsin' lamba moo

    And fillin' gigs of disk

    We're insatiable

    We can't wait for our pix

    We'll all be Netheads for the evening

    We'll catch the news on C|NET

    Tell your parents your surfin'

    Surfin' Internet

    Microsoft and Intel

    UC Berkeley and Cornell

    San Francisco and Austin

    IBM and Bell

    All over Hoboken

    At Synoptics and Bay

    Everybody's gone surfin'

    Surfin' World Wide Web.

    Everybody's gone surfin'

    Surfin' World Wide Web

    Everybody's gone surfin'

    Surfin' World Wide Web